A Valentine Bear’s Wedding

For those of you who don’t follow society events, you’ll be kicking yourself that you missed the major event of the season, if not the century!

Teddy Tedaloo and his lovely bride Ninny

Teddy Tedaloo and his lovely bride Ninny

I refer to the recent Valentine’s Day wedding of my beloved bear and the co-star of Mitzi TV, the famous Teddy Tedaloo. Just about everyone who was anyone was in attendance (except for Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, who was not invited due to his species-ist beliefs and his continued inability to get the site functioning properly). All the socialite bears were there, not to mention HRH herself, Queen Elizabeth II. Man, there was so much bling in that church you needed sunglasses!

Family portrait

Family portrait

The Queen, sweet old dear that she is, gave a little speech after the Archbishop of Canterbury did the whole formal nuptials thing. (Judging from HRH’s expression, I’ve a suspicion she was hoping her grandson and future granddaughter’s wedding this spring would at least equal in prestige and grandeur that of Teddy and Ninny’s.) Liz is a huge fan of Ted’s and even has a paw-print autographed photo of him in her private quarters at Buckingham Palace, so of course she wouldn’t have missed his wedding for the world. And with a bit of tinkling of the ivories by that other famous queen Sir Elton John accompanied by the delightful tones of Kylie Minogue, how can anything possibly go wrong?


You just had to ask, eh? Well, the champagne was a-flowing and Ted was a-drinking… so much so, in fact, that he passed out in the coatroom just after the wedding cake was sliced up and consumed (he had three pieces). His bride thought he’d done a runner, only to discover that he’d fallen asleep! Apparently someone’s coat had fallen on him and – bears being bears – Ted thought it was time for hibernation. Poor Ninny was in a right state, until the groom resurfaced some time later, wanting to wrap up the evening as quickly as possible so that he could hurry home to change into his pajamas and watch Coronation Street featuring Leanne and Peter Barlow’s much-publicised “blessing.” (Unlike Teddy and Ninny, things didn’t turn out so great for Leanne and Peter.) Ninny, however, managed to convince Ted to take a quick spin around the dance floor first, though he still managed to get home and in his PJs in time for Corie.

Mitzi Szereto and her date Caramelo

Mitzi Szereto and her date Caramelo

To say it was a bittersweet moment for me, as a mum, would be understating the fact. You see, Ted’s an only bear, and to watch him taking his vows in front of all those people, well… I shed quite a few tears, believe you me. Thank heavens I had the comfort of my date, the very handsome Caramelo, who’d flown in all the way from Dubai to attend the wedding, along with his mum, who was Ninny’s Maid of Honour. Sure, it’s early days yet, but I think it’s safe to say that things with Caramelo and myself are progressing along quite nicely. I just hope that I’m not his rebound girl, because he was sort of interested in Ninny first.

Sexy Ninny

Sexy Ninny

AsΒ  for the happy couple, the last I heard they were heading off to enjoy their honeymoon, which, if this glamour photo of the blushing bride is any indication, should be a red-hot one, indeed!

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12 Responses to “A Valentine Bear’s Wedding”

  1. Jacquie Rogers Says:

    Congratulations to the bride and groom, and the groom’s mama. πŸ™‚

  2. mitzi Says:

    Thanks so much!

  3. Laura B Says:

    Congratulations!!! Sounds like the perfect wedding!! Teddy you are one lucky bear!! πŸ™‚

  4. Anja B Says:

    Congratulations to the happy couple πŸ™‚ Wish I could have been there!

  5. Rachel Says:

    Who needs a royal wedding when we have this? Congratulations to the happy couple.

  6. Lucy Tan Says:

    it’s more likely that Ted fell asleep because he was still smashed from the stag night!

  7. amit wadikar Says:

    Congratulations to the happy couple Wish I could have been there!

  8. Geoff Morris Says:

    Thank you for writing that amazing account of the event. I wondered why Ninny seemed to be in hysterics at some point but Ted had just slipped away from everyone’s eyes, snoozing peacefully.
    Oh Ted!
    Well done her for getting him off to the dance floor but he did seem hasty to get his PJs on. He LOVES those PJ Days… But I never realised he was a Corie addict too. I just hope with what happened in their wedding didn’t spoil his day too much πŸ˜›

  9. mitzi Says:

    Obviously Ted was quite upset by what happened with Peter and Leanne, but he’s over it now, since last week they are together again. I guess it’s a lesson to us all: true love prevails!

  10. Tiffany Cole Says:

    Aww. Your bears look so soft and cute! A perfect marriage. ^_^

  11. Joanna Gaudry Says:

    Lovely couple! You must be a very proud mum to the groom, Mitzi. All the best to Teddy T and Ninny V. Awww. Joanna :))

  12. mitzi Says:

    Very proud! And I couldn’t ask for a sweeter daughter-in-law!

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