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FICTION:

In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales

The bestselling solo short story collection of erotic fairy tales is once again available in this special second edition, which includes an introduction from popular bestselling author Tobsha Learner. “Making their way into the spotlight again, classic fairy tale characters like Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty, just to name a few, are brought back to life in Mitzi Szereto’s delightful collection of erotic fairy tales.” – Nancy Madore, Author of Enchanted: Bedtime Stories for Women

Silk Sheets: Collected Stories of Mitzi Szereto

A “Best of” collection featuring sizzling and provocative tales, including stories available for the first time. From fantasy and myth, to gothic and dark humour, to straight-up erotica, Silk Sheets has something to please every literary palate.

highway (a novella)

Take three typical middle-aged American men bored with their jobs and families, stir in a hearty helping of sexual fantasy, and pour into an online chat room where no one is ever who he or she claims to be – and someone’s bound to careen off the highway into oblivion…

NON-FICTION:

The World’s Best Sex Writing 2005

The year’s best international serious nonfiction writing on sex, featuring publications such as New York magazine, Salon.com, The Nation, Discover, Nerve.com, Guardian, Observer, Sunday Telegraph, Sunday Herald, Independent, The Miami Herald, LA Weekly, Newsweek.com, and Wired News. The distinguished and varied list of contributors include Dave Barry, Katha Pollitt, David France, Augusten Burroughs, Amy Sohn, Barry Yeoman, Nigel Planer, Ron Nyswaner, Toni Bentley, Steven Rinella, Jeannette Angell, Christine Aziz, Steven Kurutz, Rabbi Marc Gellman, Jonathan Margolis, and Sebastian Horsley.

THE M. S. VALENTINE EROTIC NOVELS:

The Captivity of Celia

Beautiful Celia wants nothing more than to be with her beloved, Colin. But when Colin is falsely accused of murder, he’s forced to seek refuge in the gloomy Yorkshire moors with his mysterious cousin, Sir Jason Hardwicke. In exchange for Colin’s safety, the enigmative Jason demands Celia’s unquestioning submission, knowing she’ll do anything to protect her lover. Soon, Celia becomes an instrument to satisfy each of the men’s most depraved appetites, until she no longer recognises her own desires from theirs.

The Possession of Celia

In the sequel to The Captivity of Celia, Celia’s lover Colin, still wanted for a murder he did not commit, must finally flee England. His cousin, Sir Jason Hardwicke, has provided Colin with a sanctuary – for the price of Celia’s sexual favours. Jason finally “releases” Celia from her obligation and arranges for the couple’s passage to safety in France. But Celia cannot easily forget the man who awakened so many desires within her. Can Colin compete with the memory of Jason’s virility, or must Celia choose between them?

The Celia Collection

Available for the first time in one volume, the entire savagely erotic story of Celia and the cousins Hardwicke… Meet the beautiful Celia, who wants nothing more than to be with her beloved Colin. When Colin is mistakenly considered the prime suspect in a murder, he and Celia are forced to seek refuge with Colin’s stern cousin, Sir Jason Hardwicke. In exchange for Colin’s safety, Jason demands Celia’s unquestioning submission, knowing she’ll do anything to protect her lover. Soon, Celia is indeed doing anything demanded of her and becomes an instrument to satisfy each of the cousin’s most depraved appetites. In the conclusion to the series, we find Celia once again at odds with her passion for the cousins as Sir Jason releases her and Colin and arranges for the couple’s safe passage to France. But Celia cannot easily forget the man who awakened so many desires within her. Can Colin compete with the memory of Jason’s virility – or must Celia choose between them?

The Governess

Lovely Miss Hunnicut eagerly embarks upon a career as governess, hoping to escape the memories of her broken engagement. Little does she know that Crawleigh Manor is far from the respectable household it appears to be. Mr. Crawleigh, in particular, devotes himself to Miss Hunnicut’s thorough defiling. Soon the young governess proves herself worthy of the perverse master of the house – though there may be even more depraved (and unearthly) powers at work in gloomy Crawleigh Manor.

Elysian Days and Nights

In the tradition of Road to Wellville, the most beautiful, wealthy and neglected young wives arrive from around the world at the Elysium Spa in the Greek islands, believing they’ll receive some therapeutic pampering. But thanks to the spa’s high-tech surveillance system and very willing employees, a healthy dose of blackmail will also be included in the price of each guest’s stay. Luckily the spa’s proprietor is a true devotee of the female form and has dedicated himself and his staff to the pure pleasure of every lovely lady who crosses Elysium’s threshold… but it always comes with a price.

The Martinet

This tale of erotic intrigue tells the story of those who, by some act of folly, become enslaved as an alternative form of punishment by the mysteriously masked figure known only as The Martinet. In his Moorish castle in 17th Century Spain, these young men and women discover that class and privilege are insignificant. Whether prince or daughter of nobility, they have no more power than a lowly stable hand as they serve in every sexual capacity demanded of them by The Martinet’s aristocratic guests.

SHORT STORIES:

Bakewell, Revisited

A return to the past, to a small market town in England, where a childhood love unexpectedly reappears, awakening a passion that never truly went away.

“It’s All Right, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)”

The marriage of a suburban American couple goes into a tailspin when a wife finds that male menopause has taken hold of her husband, turning him into a Viagra-popping sex-obsessed fool… with hilarious results.


Letter to Valentino

Legendary silent film icon Rudolph Valentino has been a subject of speculation both during his short life and long after his death. This speculative erotic story journeys to old Hollywoodland, and may even finally answer the question: “who was the “mysterious woman in black?”

Loving on Kyoto Time

A Western woman journeys to Japan to experience the magic and beauty of Kyoto, only to experience heartbreak and a cultural divide when she meets and falls in love with a Japanese salary man.


Moonburn

An itinerant woman dressed only in a trench coat and stockings wanders the misty streets of London’s Soho, indulging in fleeting and anonymous sexual encounters, leaving memories in her wake, and a sense of longing and disbelief…

Mrs. Atropos

Inspired by classical mythology, this story sees Atropos, one of the Fates (Moirae), in modern-day Los Angeles, where she works as a seamstress in a sweatshop and reflects on all the men she’s loved (and lost) in her lifetime.

Odalisque

Set against the baking desert heat of Dubai, this intensely erotic story tells of a once-passionate relationship in its decline, where lust and lechery are very often the same thing… as is the hypocrisy of the Middle East and the West toward each other.

Melinda

A woman goes to her company Christmas party in hopes of meeting a man to spice up her sex life. However, she gets far more than she bargained for when she instead hooks up with an exotic couple…

Do You Remember

In this erotically charged narrative, a woman addresses her former lover, asking him to remember all that they were to each other… and all that they could still be…

Hell is Where the Heart is

What’s a woman to do when she loses the man she loves? Make a pact with the devil, of course! Enter “Alf,” the Cockney devil. In a desperate bid to get her beloved back, the story’s protagonist sells her soul to this wisecracking, hygienically challenged master of the underworld… only to discover that leopards are often unwilling to change their spots.

Beloved

A woman’s poignant declaration of all the things she can never say to a man who fights against loving and being loved… and fights against the desire they both share for each other.

Hen Night

A raucous hen night at a bar compels one of the guests to abandon her drunken friends, whereupon boredom and lust result in a hot and dirty encounter with an anonymous man…

My Lover

A gothic erotic tale of a woman’s gradual relinquishment of control to her supernatural lover… and her subsequent and irreversible transformation into something no longer of this world.

I Want You

A breathtaking and impassioned narrative of a woman’s explosive love and desire for her man…

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