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Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts (coming in July 2011)

(ISBN# 978-1573446631)

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Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a good romp and a good wife—although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex.” In Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts, the entire cast of characters from Austen’s classic are caught with their breeches unbuttoned and their skirts raised high in this rewrite that goes all the way – and then some! Mr. Darcy has never been more devilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth never more turned on. In this no-holds-barred account, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex. This time Mr. Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr. Darcy’s manhood; Elizabeth’s bff Charlotte marries their family’s strange relation, discovering that her husband’s pious nature extends to worship of a different sort; and, in this telling, Lady Catherine de Bourgh takes the disciplining of those in the parish very seriously. As for the handsome Mr. Wickham, he’s wickeder than ever! And of course there’s plenty of good old-fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every scandalous page-turning chapter. This is the book Jane Austen would have written, if only she’d had the nerve! “Thank God for Mitzi Szereto! Now the literary purists have someone new to go after with their pitchforks. Adding zombies to Pride and Prejudice was one thing, but SEX SEX SEX? It’s sacrilege! Raunchy, hilarious, subversive sacrilege… which is the best kind, of course.” -Steve Hockensmith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales

(ISBN #978-1573443678)

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The bestselling solo short story collection of erotic fairy tales is once again available in this special second edition, which includes an introduction from popular bestselling author Tobsha Learner. “A deliciously fresh and sexy look at fairy tales. Szereto takes our modern, sanitized versions and gives them an earthy twist.”—Kelley Armstrong, New York Times bestselling author. “Who can resist the erotic origins of fairy tales, from Little Red to Rapunzel’s long braid? Szereto knows her way around the mythic scholarship and the most outrageous sexual deviations in Pandora’s Box.”—Susie Bright, editor, Best American Erotica. “Mitzi Szereto breathes life into even the most ancient tales dating back to a time before recorded history. Fairy tale lovers will definitely want to add her rousingly fun and entertaining book to their collection.”—Nancy Madore, bestselling author of Enchanted: Erotic Bedtime Stories for Women.

Getting Even: Revenge Stories

(ISBN #978-1852429614)

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A collection of stories about passion and the sweetness of revenge… from a woman’s perspective. If you need a lesson in love, or the end of love, or even the end of friendship, take a cathartic trip through the murky waters of vengeance with these unsettling stories. Contributors include Danuta Reah (“Highly Commended” by the Crime Writers Association Short Story Award 2008 for her contribution “Glazed”), Tara Ison, Vicki Hendricks, Tony Fennelly, Niall Griffiths, Clare Colvin, Stella Duffy, and Mitzi Szereto. “These are deliciously wicked stories. Revenge has never been sweeter… or sexier.”—M. J. Rose, bestselling author. “A kick-ass anthology—funny, sexy, wicked, sad and positively blood-curdling by turns. Getting Even should probably be banned—it’ll give revenge-seekers far too many ideas!”—Lauren Henderson, bestselling author. “Sounding worrying like a manual for angry Bobbitt types, this anthology of short stories looks at ways of serving up the cold dish of revenge. This is an entertaining set of modern Tales of the Unexpected.”—The List. “Revenge is certainly not a dish served cold in this short-story collection.”—The Guardian. “Neat little narratives in which women exact an ironic or fitting revenge on the boorish, neglectful or philandering men who have wronged them. There are ghoulishly delectable pleasures to be had.”—The Independent

The New Black Lace Book of Women’s Sexual Fantasies

(ISBN #978-0352341723)

A non-fiction survey book detailing genuine sexual fantasies from women the world over, ranging from the sweetly vanilla to the torridly kinky. This no-holds barred collection of authentic confessions gives a fascinating insight into the richness of the female imagination and is an education as well as a turn-on. “An honest and highly arousing compilation.”—Penthouse Forum.