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In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales

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The bestselling solo short story collection of erotic fairy tales is once again available in this special second edition, which includes an introduction from popular bestselling author Tobsha Learner. “A deliciously fresh and sexy look at fairy tales. Szereto takes our modern, sanitized versions and gives them an earthy twist.”—Kelley Armstrong, New York Times bestselling author. “Who can resist the erotic origins of fairy tales, from Little Red to Rapunzel’s long braid? Szereto knows her way around the mythic scholarship and the most outrageous sexual deviations in Pandora’s Box.”—Susie Bright, editor, Best American Erotica. “Mitzi Szereto breathes life into even the most ancient tales dating back to a time before recorded history. Fairy tale lovers will definitely want to add her rousingly fun and entertaining book to their collection.”—Nancy Madore, bestselling author of Enchanted: Erotic Bedtime Stories for Women.

The New Black Lace Book of Women’s Sexual Fantasies

A non-fiction survey book detailing genuine sexual fantasies from women the world over, ranging from the sweetly vanilla to the torridly kinky. This no-holds barred collection of authentic confessions gives a fascinating insight into the richness of the female imagination and is an education as well as a turn-on. “An honest and highly arousing compilation.”—Penthouse Forum.

Dying For It: Tales of Sex and Death

We are as keen to examine sex as we are death. Put the two together and you have an explosive, daring literary venture into the taboo. This collection of short stories satisfies with an exciting and entertaining variety of expressions on the two most intimate human acts. Contributors include Kelley Armstrong, Lauren Henderson, Vicki Hendricks, Clare Colvin, Tobsha Learner, Niall Griffiths; Ashley Lister; Adreana Robbins, Lisabet Sarai, Marcelle Perks, Teresa Lamai, Jan Wildt, Lene Taylor, Muthoni Garland, and Mitzi Szereto.

The World’s Best Sex Writing 2005

The year’s best international serious nonfiction writing on sex, featuring publications such as New York magazine, Salon.com, The Nation, Discover, Nerve.com, Guardian, Observer, Sunday Telegraph, Sunday Herald, Independent, The Miami Herald, LA Weekly, Newsweek.com, and Wired News. The distinguished and varied list of contributors include Dave Barry, Katha Pollitt, David France, Augusten Burroughs, Amy Sohn, Barry Yeoman, Nigel Planer, Ron Nyswaner, Toni Bentley, Steven Rinella, Jeannette Angell, Christine Aziz, Steven Kurutz, Rabbi Marc Gellman, Jonathan Margolis, and Sebastian Horsley.

Silk Sheets: Collected Stories of Mitzi Szereto

A “Best of” collection featuring sizzling and provocative tales, including stories available for the first time. From fantasy and myth, to gothic and dark humour, to straight-up erotica, Silk Sheets has something to please every literary palate.

highway (a novella)

Take three typical middle-aged American men bored with their jobs and families, stir in a hearty helping of sexual fantasy, and pour into an online chat room where no one is ever who he or she claims to be – and someone’s bound to careen off the highway into oblivion…

SHORT STORIES ON KINDLE:

Bakewell, Revisited

A return to the past, to a small market town in England, where a childhood love unexpectedly reappears, awakening a passion that never truly went away.

“It’s All Right, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)”

The marriage of a suburban American couple goes into a tailspin when a wife finds that male menopause has taken hold of her husband, turning him into a Viagra-popping sex-obsessed fool… with hilarious results.

Letter to Valentino

Legendary silent film icon Rudolph Valentino has been a subject of speculation both during his short life and long after his death. This speculative erotic story journeys to old Hollywoodland, and may even finally answer the question: “who was the “mysterious woman in black?”

Loving on Kyoto Time

A Western woman journeys to Japan to experience the magic and beauty of Kyoto, only to experience heartbreak and a cultural divide when she meets and falls in love with a Japanese salary man.

Moonburn

An itinerant woman dressed only in a trench coat and stockings wanders the misty streets of London’s Soho, indulging in fleeting and anonymous sexual encounters, leaving memories in her wake, and a sense of longing and disbelief…

Mrs. Atropos

Inspired by classical mythology, this story sees Atropos, one of the Fates (Moirae), in modern-day Los Angeles, where she works as a seamstress in a sweatshop and reflects on all the men she’s loved (and lost) in her lifetime.

Odalisque

Set against the baking desert heat of Dubai, this intensely erotic story tells of a once-passionate relationship in its decline, where lust and lechery are very often the same thing… as is the hypocrisy of the Middle East and the West toward each other.

Melinda

A woman goes to her company Christmas party in hopes of meeting a man to spice up her sex life. However, she gets far more than she bargained for when she instead hooks up with an exotic couple…

Do You Remember

In this erotically charged narrative, a woman addresses her former lover, asking him to remember all that they were to each other… and all that they could still be…

Hell is Where the Heart is

What’s a woman to do when she loses the man she loves? Make a pact with the devil, of course! Enter “Alf,” the Cockney devil. In a desperate bid to get her beloved back, the story’s protagonist sells her soul to this wisecracking, hygienically challenged master of the underworld… only to discover that leopards are often unwilling to change their spots.

Beloved

A woman’s poignant declaration of all the things she can never say to a man who fights against loving and being loved… and fights against the desire they both share for each other.

Hen Night

A raucous hen night at a bar compels one of the guests to abandon her drunken friends, whereupon boredom and lust result in a hot and forbidden encounter with an anonymous man…

My Lover

A gothic erotic tale of a woman’s gradual relinquishment of control to her supernatural lover… and her subsequent and irreversible transformation into something no longer of this world.

I Want You

A breathtaking and impassioned narrative of a woman’s explosive love and desire for her man…