Bats in the Belfry (A Date with Colin Farrell)
Belgium. It evokes many things: chocolate, waffles, beer, the EU, Colin Farrell… Yes, I said Colin Farrell. If you’ve seen the Irish gangster film “In Bruges” you’ll know what I’m…
The Case of the Missing Glove
No, this isn’t the name of my new crime novel. Yes, I am writing a crime novel, but it’s nowhere near to completion for me to spill the beans about…
Erotic Writing and Garlic
My sidekick Teddy Tedaloo and I are recently back (along with a cold) from our yearly jaunt to the Isle of Wight, where I was teaching my Literotica erotic writing…
Mitzi and Teddy Hit The Shetlands
My famous furry sidekick and partner in crime Teddy Tedaloo (or McTedaloo) and I are recently back from a glorious weekend in the Shetland Islands of Scotland (aye, laddie), where…
Mitzi and Teddy’s Excellent Adventure in Norfolk
My beloved sidekick Teddy Tedaloo and I are recently back from our first in what will hopefully be many visits to the wonderful county of Norfolk. When friends told me…
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the High Street
I often wonder if I have some magnetic force field operating around me that causes strange things to happen. I admit that I keep a rather low profile locally, since…
Ladybug! Ladybug! Fly Away Home
Well, yet another visit to the old country has come and gone. And it wouldn’t have been complete without the usual stupidity of airline passengers crammed onto a flight that…
Adventures in America (Vapour Man Attacks Rhode Island)
My bear (the famous Teddy Tedaloo) has recently decided that he wants to move to Vermont. Why Vermont? Well, we hear there are plenty of bears there and, being the…
That’s It, You’re Barred!
Don’t worry, you’ve not accidentally stumbled into the Queen Vic to get a right old bollocking off Peggy Mitchell. On the contrary, we’re talking strictly upmarket here. Indeed, the society…
Mitzi Does Shanklin: Inflamed Passions
Now I ask you, what better weekend to head to an island off the southern coast of England than a weekend predicted to be filled with gale-force winds and slashing…
