Held Hostage By British Public Transport
Yes, it’s that time of year again. Spring is on our doorstep, flowers are bursting into bloom, the sun is shining (at least some of the time); those heavy winter…
Going to the Dogs: V Day in Blackpool
What better or more fitting way is there to spend Valentine’s Day than with a bottle of Lambrusco, copious packets of Walker’s crisps, a slew of horror flicks, two pervy…
Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Day Out: Shopping at Ikea
(before) I’ll tell you this for free: you just haven’t lived till you’ve visited the Ikea in Thurrock, Essex during school half-term. For those of you not in the know,…
Nicked by the Old Bill: I’ll Go Quietly, Officer!
An evening of tech networking at a trendy bar in Brick Lane last Friday evening kicked off to a resounding start when I had the pleasure of being searched as…
Three Chavs and a Packet of Crisps
Well, I’ve barely been back in the UK for 24 hours and I already have an all-new train adventure to tell you about. I mean, I didn’t expect this much…
Gimme Gimme Gimme Back My Fifty Dollar Bill!!!
I know, I know. I spent an entire month in America, visiting two coasts (Florida and California), and all I have to blog about is a lousy fifty dollar bill?…
Bonnie Parker Meets Scarface (New Year’s Eve in South Florida)
This little piggy went to the market… Have you noticed that something always seems to happen whenever I go to America (or anywhere for that matter)? Lost luggage, mishaps, scraped…
The Black Death (Alive and Kicking)
They don’t call this country “Blighty” for nothing. It seems like everyone’s always ailing around here, especially me. I get shot of one malady, only to have another swoop down…
Shot on the South Bank
Is it possible to love someone so strongly, so overwhelmingly, you’d be willing to sell your soul to the devil to have him? That is the opening line to my…
How Many Chavs Does It Take To Screw in a Lightbulb?
– How many pints does it take before you fall into the gutter? – How short does your skirt have to be before you’re technically on the game? These are…
