Wrecked on the Isle of Wight (Minus a Ship)
Let me just say that rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. It was like a scene from out of an Agatha Christie whodunnit: an old manor house, a…
Bespoke in the East End
(Sunday S&M lunch…) Can someone please tell me what in hell is up with this “bespoke” business? Lately I’ve been seeing it all over the place. The first time was…
Beannachd Leibh (Scotland Part 3)
Right, you’ve stuck it out this long, and for that I give you credit. Do you realise this is turning into a long-term relationship? Hey well, I’ve been told I’m…
On the Prowl in Glasgow (Scotland Part 2)
Glasgow. It evokes images of Trainspotting, Inspector Taggart, and heroin addicts. In fact, Glasgow has the highest number of heroin addicts in the United Kingdom. So what better place for…
The Tale (Tail) of Bondage Bob (Scotland Part 1)
What began as a rather tedious train journey north to Glasgow (you just knew I’d work a train in here somewhere!) turned into a visit to a magical and mythical…
Camden Crawl
Ever have one of those days where you know that if you stay home you might very likely chuck yourself out from an upstairs window? Well, that about sums up…
The Things You See When You Haven’t Got Your Gun
Okay, let’s get this straight: I’m a car person. I started driving when I was just a wee lass of 15. I’ve always gone everywhere in a car. Having spent…
A Night With Staind… The True and Uncensored Story
Yup, I figured I’d rope you in with that headline! I bet you’re imagining all sorts now – wild nights filled with endless amounts of Jack Daniels, weed, blow and,…
My Suitcase is in Denver… But I’m Not
I don’t ski. And neither does my suitcase. However, it’s quite possible it will be in Colorado for the skiing season. I suppose I shouldn’t really complain. My navy-blue American…
Perhaps the English Cold and Damp Isn’t So Bad After All…
Well, it’s that time of year again when I’m receiving panicked emails from my mother informing me that yet another hurricane is about to hit South Florida. Seems like only…
