Well, it appears that the author of the little poetic tribute to me which was penned during my recent erotic writing workshop in Wales is going to the beer festival in Earl’s Court here in London today. He informs me that there will be plenty of girls there, as opposed to “fat old men”. If this was meant to solicit my interest, he has failed dismally! When I messaged him back enquiring as to whether there would be plenty of boys (cute) in attendance, curiously I received no reply.
At this point I guess I’ll stay home. They probably won’t have any nice strawberry or cherry beer anyway. Besides, EastEnders is on tonight – and it’s always worth a viewing just to see “Sean,” aka Robert Kazinsky (oh those dimples!). Mind you, he was a lot sexier when in psycho mode.
Hmmm… Perhaps the beer festival isn’t such a bad idea after all.
Welcome to the world of blogging. It’s a better choice than PM. Slightly more freedom of speech!
Yeah but I don’t get paid for this blogging gig, nor do I get housing provided as a perk. The PM does!