Tweet, Tweet, Tweet: Will Someone Please Shoot That Effing Bird?
If you’re a regular user of social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook, does the following look familiar? lying in pool of own vomit w/ @parishilton @britneyspears cottaging in…
Get Your Tractor Off My Lawn!
“I have to go on Facebook to find out you’re sick???” Throw in an “oy vey” and yup, we’ve got mega Jewish Mother Syndrome at work here. (I knew there…
If the Mountain Won’t Come to Mohammed…
The new vacuum cleaner’s here! The new vacuum cleaner’s here!! You know that scene in the Steve Martin film “The Jerk” where his character Navin Johnson goes absolutely crazy with…
Videomakers Competition
I’m starting up a fun new Web TV project (entertainment) and am inviting YOU to do the filming. If you like to have a laugh, have your own video equipment,…
Going to the Dogs: V Day in Blackpool
What better or more fitting way is there to spend Valentine’s Day than with a bottle of Lambrusco, copious packets of Walker’s crisps, a slew of horror flicks, two pervy…
Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Day Out: Shopping at Ikea
(before) I’ll tell you this for free: you just haven’t lived till you’ve visited the Ikea in Thurrock, Essex during school half-term. For those of you not in the know,…
Waiting For Godot (or Rather the Argos Delivery Man)
It’s now Day 2 in – dum da-da DUM – The Adventures of the New Vacuum Cleaner! …Well, if it ever bloody gets here, that is. Don’t you just LOVE…
Nicked by the Old Bill: I’ll Go Quietly, Officer!
An evening of tech networking at a trendy bar in Brick Lane last Friday evening kicked off to a resounding start when I had the pleasure of being searched as…
Who Be That Flying Over My Head? (How I Survived the Mosh Pit)
I guess they don’t call it a “mosh pit” for nothing… …as I found out on Monday night. My Massachusetts lads were back in town again. Now if you don’t…
Three Chavs and a Packet of Crisps
Well, I’ve barely been back in the UK for 24 hours and I already have an all-new train adventure to tell you about. I mean, I didn’t expect this much…
