{"id":19,"date":"2008-08-03T15:59:54","date_gmt":"2008-08-03T15:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mitziszereto.wordpress.com\/?p=19"},"modified":"2010-08-24T00:24:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T23:24:43","slug":"as-promised-a-little-ditty-written-about-me-in-caerleon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/as-promised-a-little-ditty-written-about-me-in-caerleon\/","title":{"rendered":"As Promised&#8230; a Little Ditty Written About Me in Caerleon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(This poem was written by Les Baynton on\u00a0my <a href=\"http:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/erotic-writing-in-wales\/\" target=\"_blank\">Writing Erotic Fiction<\/a> course at the Caerleon Writers&#8217; Holiday.)<br \/>\nTeddy Boy<\/p>\n<p>Mitzi teaches erotic lit,<br \/>\nShe herself is really quite fit,<br \/>\nBut she carries a Ted all the time<br \/>\nTo guard against any passion crime.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to get her in a big embrace,<br \/>\n&#8216;Cos the Ted and you go face to face&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Grrrr!<\/p>\n<p>by Les Baynton, the pub poet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(This poem was written by Les Baynton on\u00a0my Writing Erotic Fiction course at the Caerleon Writers&#8217; Holiday.) Teddy Boy Mitzi teaches erotic lit, She herself is really quite fit, But she carries a Ted all the time To guard against any passion crime. It&#8217;s hard to get her in a big embrace, &#8216;Cos the Ted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1781],"tags":[33,834,82,1025,154,159,644,1343,255,1738,292,579,716,717,333,334,342,1737,833,475,1603,492,1736,1735],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writingandpublishing","tag-authors","tag-bloggers","tag-caerleon-writers-holiday","tag-caerleonwritersholiday","tag-erotic-literature","tag-erotic-writing","tag-erotic-writing-workshops","tag-eroticwritingworkshops","tag-les-baynton","tag-lesbaynton","tag-mitzi-szereto","tag-mitzi-tv","tag-mitziszereto","tag-mitzitv","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-pub-poet","tag-pubpoet","tag-vloggers","tag-wales","tag-writing-courses","tag-writing-erotic-fiction","tag-writing-workshops","tag-writingcourses"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5480,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/5480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}