{"id":19,"date":"2008-08-03T15:59:54","date_gmt":"2008-08-03T15:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mitziszereto.wordpress.com\/?p=19"},"modified":"2010-08-24T00:24:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T23:24:43","slug":"as-promised-a-little-ditty-written-about-me-in-caerleon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/as-promised-a-little-ditty-written-about-me-in-caerleon\/","title":{"rendered":"As Promised… a Little Ditty Written About Me in Caerleon"},"content":{"rendered":"

(This poem was written by Les Baynton on\u00a0my Writing Erotic Fiction<\/a> course at the Caerleon Writers’ Holiday.)
\nTeddy Boy<\/p>\n

Mitzi teaches erotic lit,
\nShe herself is really quite fit,
\nBut she carries a Ted all the time
\nTo guard against any passion crime.
\nIt’s hard to get her in a big embrace,
\n‘Cos the Ted and you go face to face…<\/p>\n

Grrrr!<\/p>\n

by Les Baynton, the pub poet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(This poem was written by Les Baynton on\u00a0my Writing Erotic Fiction course at the Caerleon Writers’ Holiday.) Teddy Boy Mitzi teaches erotic lit, She herself is really quite fit, But she carries a Ted all the time To guard against any passion crime. It’s hard to get her in a big embrace, ‘Cos the Ted […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1781],"tags":[33,834,82,1025,154,159,644,1343,255,1738,292,579,716,717,333,334,342,1737,833,475,1603,492,1736,1735],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writingandpublishing","tag-authors","tag-bloggers","tag-caerleon-writers-holiday","tag-caerleonwritersholiday","tag-erotic-literature","tag-erotic-writing","tag-erotic-writing-workshops","tag-eroticwritingworkshops","tag-les-baynton","tag-lesbaynton","tag-mitzi-szereto","tag-mitzi-tv","tag-mitziszereto","tag-mitzitv","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-pub-poet","tag-pubpoet","tag-vloggers","tag-wales","tag-writing-courses","tag-writing-erotic-fiction","tag-writing-workshops","tag-writingcourses"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t