Well, it appears that\u00a0the author of the little poetic\u00a0tribute\u00a0to me which was\u00a0penned during my recent erotic writing workshop in Wales is going to the beer festival in Earl’s Court here in London today. He informs me that there will be plenty of girls there, as opposed to “fat old men”. If this was meant to\u00a0solicit my interest, he has failed dismally! When I\u00a0messaged him back\u00a0enquiring as to whether there would be plenty of boys (cute) in attendance, curiously I received no reply.<\/p>\n
At this point I guess I’ll stay home. They probably won’t have any nice strawberry or cherry beer anyway. Besides, EastEnders is on tonight – and it’s always worth a viewing just\u00a0to see “Sean,” aka Robert Kazinsky<\/a> (oh those dimples!). Mind you, he was\u00a0a lot\u00a0sexier when in psycho mode.<\/p>\n Hmmm… Perhaps the beer festival isn’t such a bad idea after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well, it appears that\u00a0the author of the little poetic\u00a0tribute\u00a0to me which was\u00a0penned during my recent erotic writing workshop in Wales is going to the beer festival in Earl’s Court here in London today. He informs me that there will be plenty of girls there, as opposed to “fat old men”. If this was meant to\u00a0solicit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1781],"tags":[48,94,140,144,355],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writingandpublishing","tag-beer-festival","tag-cherry-beer","tag-earls-court","tag-eastenders","tag-robert-kazinsky"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t