{"id":24,"date":"2008-08-05T14:22:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T14:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mitziszereto.wordpress.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2010-08-24T00:40:53","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T23:40:53","slug":"my-poetic-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/my-poetic-student\/","title":{"rendered":"My Poetic Student"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it appears that\u00a0the author of the little poetic\u00a0tribute\u00a0to me which was\u00a0penned during my recent erotic writing workshop in Wales is going to the beer festival in Earl&#8217;s Court here in London today. He informs me that there will be plenty of girls there, as opposed to &#8220;fat old men&#8221;. If this was meant to\u00a0solicit my interest, he has failed dismally! When I\u00a0messaged him back\u00a0enquiring as to whether there would be plenty of boys (cute) in attendance, curiously I received no reply.<\/p>\n<p>At this point I guess I&#8217;ll stay home. They probably won&#8217;t have any nice strawberry or cherry beer anyway. Besides, EastEnders is on tonight &#8211; and it&#8217;s always worth a viewing just\u00a0to see &#8220;Sean,&#8221; aka <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/eastenders\/characters_cast\/cast\/cast_robert_k.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Robert Kazinsky<\/a> (oh those dimples!). Mind you, he was\u00a0a lot\u00a0sexier when in psycho mode.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; Perhaps the beer festival isn&#8217;t such a bad idea after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it appears that\u00a0the author of the little poetic\u00a0tribute\u00a0to me which was\u00a0penned during my recent erotic writing workshop in Wales is going to the beer festival in Earl&#8217;s Court here in London today. He informs me that there will be plenty of girls there, as opposed to &#8220;fat old men&#8221;. If this was meant to\u00a0solicit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1781],"tags":[48,94,140,144,355],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writingandpublishing","tag-beer-festival","tag-cherry-beer","tag-earls-court","tag-eastenders","tag-robert-kazinsky"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5488,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/5488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}