{"id":2587,"date":"2009-03-29T17:47:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T17:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/?p=2587"},"modified":"2010-08-24T11:41:22","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T10:41:22","slug":"skype-me-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/skype-me-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Skype Me, Baby!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2589 alignleft\" title=\"200px-skype_logo2svg\" src=\"http:\/\/mitziszereto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/200px-skype_logo2svg-150x89.png\" alt=\"200px-skype_logo2svg\" width=\"150\" height=\"89\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, for the good old days when I actually had someone say that to me! Now I&#8217;m rarely to be found on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Skype\" target=\"_blank\">Skype<\/a>. Out of curiosity, however, I ventured on fairly recently, logging on as &#8220;Away&#8221; just to see who was around. Well, let&#8217;s say that I got a lot more than I bargained for.<\/p>\n<p>No sooner did I become visible than my laptop began to ring with that distinctive weirdy spacey Skypey ring &#8211; and it&#8217;s some strange name not even on my contact list, some guy from Slovakia. Well, I don&#8217;t know anyone from Slovakia, or at least not anyone who&#8217;s on my Skype. Figuring it to be a &#8220;wrong number,&#8221; I didn&#8217;t answer. The ringing stopped, only to start right up again. I ignored it, though I admit I wondered how this Slav could be getting it wrong twice in a row. The ringing ceased, then again it started back up. Three times unlucky? No way. Clearly someone <em>really <\/em>wanted to speak to me. Curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to plug in my headset and answer&#8230; because whoever this Slavic geezer was, he was <em>not <\/em>going away any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>What next transpired had to be one of the most surreal conversations I&#8217;ve ever engaged in &#8211; and that includes all the surreal interplanetary ones I had with my former Skype partner. Since I was already logged into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Mitzi-Szereto\/24537936152?ref=ts\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>, I decided to update my status message to reflect my current activities, posting comments beneath my update to record for posterity all that was taking place.<\/p>\n<p>Here follows the full Facebook commentary with both my comments and those of my friends (whose names have been changed to protect the innocent):<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> <em>who in hell is stefan from slovakia and why is he phoning on my skype? who IS this guy?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n18 March at 22:47<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> at 22:49 on 18 March<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<em>bardejov, slovakia. WTF???????<br \/>\ni don&#8217;t speak bloody slovak. he&#8217;s not even on my list.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:50 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>i&#8217;m gonna call him now. so there.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:51 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>shit he&#8217;s calling again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:51 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>i am speaking to him now<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dougie Moorehouse<\/span> at 22:51 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>at least he isnt a prince from nigeria:)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:52 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>he is in budapest<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:52 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>i don&#8217;t know this guy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 22:53 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>that&#8217;s scary&#8230; skype stalking&#8230; that&#8217;s something new.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:53 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>he can hardly speak english.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:55 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>he found me randomly. just called on skype and got me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Benjie Levy<\/span> at 22:56 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>Chwat zchizz yuur zscname, chbabyiszsch?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:57 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>he knows my name.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 22:57 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>lol@ Benjie&#8230; dat&#8217;s funny shitnizsch.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:57 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>this is hysterical.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 22:58 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> get his number and hand it out to everyone you know with skype and have them randomly call him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:58 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he does quality control for chickens.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto <\/span>at 22:58 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> this is scary.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 22:58 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> lol@chicken plucker&#8230;.lol<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 22:59 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> dat makes you grade A poultry Mitzi&#8230;lol<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:59 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he also does something with jacuzzis<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 22:59 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> and meat<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Wez Whitton<\/span> at 23:00 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> hmmm..chickens&#8230;jacuzzis&#8230;this is bordering on illegal stuff now&#8230;lol<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:00 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> and also fabrics.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:01 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he also tests cameras.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:01 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he is clearly a busy man.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:02 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>Slovakia, Budapest is bloody Hongaria not Slovakia, and anybody doing quality control for chickens I woudn&#8217;t take seriously, but then again you never know.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:03 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he has the old skype and likes it. he isn&#8217;t so crazy about new skype.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Cat Babinsky<\/span> at 23:03 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Like bees to honey (LOL)!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:04 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> i told him to call some chickens.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:04 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he laughs a lot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:04 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he can&#8217;t understand me very well.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:04 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> bloody foreigner<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:04 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> where does he find time to stalk you!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:05 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> we got disconnected and i am leaving it that way and not going to pick up. he is ringing again. go away.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:06 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he is calling me again. he will not give up.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:07 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he cannot even speak english why is he bloody phoning me back?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Murial Fountainhead<\/span> at 23:07 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> what language is that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:07 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>I mean chickens and cameras and jacuzzis and meat and all the rest of the C..P well at least he has shown a good taste in people to stalk<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:08 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> i have such a headache now.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:08 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> christ now he is messaging me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:08 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> he is saying he&#8217;s sorry he knows i&#8217;m busy. lol<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:09 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> what is it with these slavs?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Richie Szabo <\/span>at 23:09 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>Roberto what da hell r u talking bout??? Budapest is capital of Hungary. Slovakia is a country which capital is Bratislava and they speak slovak. The Hungarians speak Hungarian obviously. Nd these 2 languages are completely different. Anyway, I wouldn&#8217;t take him seriously too.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:12 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>it&#8217;s all weird richie. totally weird. he has a slav name, he is listed on skype as being in slovakia, and he tells me he lives in budapest and does quality control for chickens, cameras, and jacuzzis.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jeannie Dottie <\/span>at 23:13 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> LOL. I needed a laugh so thanks for this &#8211; very funny (and thank Gawd I don&#8217;t have skippy-skype!) :))<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dickie Corgan <\/span>at 23:14 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Sounds like a spammer. Block and report him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:15 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> spamming what &#8211; that he has a million chickens that he needs to send me because he cannot leave budapest?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:16 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> stefan horniak. lol! surely that name can&#8217;t be kosher. HORNIAK? give over mate.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:20 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> now i got some guy stalking me from plaxo. he&#8217;s sending photos to my email. one is with his kid. you can&#8217;t be serious.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:23 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>OMG it&#8217;s getting even better. just had an invite sent to my yahoo calendar from roselyn kilpalya, who is a lovely young woman who wants to be loved and she apparently saw my profile and wants a relationship with me. hang on &#8211; i&#8217;ll paste it here.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:23 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>of course the languages are different I know because I speak both of them an I do know geography as in where is what, but I am curious how do you know that not many here could see the difference.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:23 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>Nice to meet you, My name is Roselyn,i am tall,slim,fair,and a very good looking girl that loves travelling and dancing, a student,that loves to be loved,i really want to have a good relationship with you after going through your profile i want to find my Love, I am longing to find my soul mate and true love to share all my love and happiness, joy &#8230;  Read moreand desire and sometimes even sorrow and sadness. kindly permit my contacting you through this medium i am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition.Please i will like you to reply to me through my mail address so that we will know each other very well,i am looking forward to your positive confirmation to enable us have an important discussion then we will start from there which will include my introduction,i will send my pictures later. Hoping towards a wonderful lasting friendship with you Thanks and God bless you,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:24 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> oh boy! could this be the mendiing of my broken heart???<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> <\/span>at 23:31 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>oooo lord just dont send any money!!!!!<br \/>\nSee how it goes first.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:36 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> money? lol &#8211; what&#8217;s that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:38 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> hey if she wants to court me she&#8217;s got to treat me like a lady. none of this mates kinda shite.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:41 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Good for you, You go girl!!!!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Roberto Rachet<\/span> at 23:42 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> And just in case she says no give her my phone number!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 23:45 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>Mitzi, I find your wall terribly entertaining, I would swap it with an evening out at the cinema and definitely with some ehm&#8230; well cooked chicken :)) hihihi&#8230;.. LOL! El desperados are too many on earth to talk about them all, but watch your back from those scams girl because you are far above them!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:46 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> tell ya what &#8211; you can have her. i know already it isn&#8217;t going to work.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 23:48 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> As far as you keep it CONFIDENTIAL XXX!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:49 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>carla, i only live to see the next day in order to entertain everyone on facebook. i realise i have a responsibility to my facebook friends and my own selfish needs and desires are of no consequence.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 23:52 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Sweet one, but yourself has still to come 1st 99% of the times!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:52 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>roberto, here is my suitor&#8217;s email address. give it a shot.<br \/>\nroselynkikpalya1@yahoo.com<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:52 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 23:56 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Ah, ah! Luvd it!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 23:57 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em>carla dear one, a nice thought, but not entirely realistic. anyway, enough of such talk. when are we going for rose shisha?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 23:59 on 18 March<br \/>\n<em> Yeah, we have to arrange. I have not forgotten&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 00:01 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em> don&#8217;t wait too long! i am planning to go to california in a few weeks and will likely be gone for at least a month. x<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 00:05 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em>OK, will try and get in touch with the 3rd part as well.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 00:05 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em>excellent. and lebanese food on edgware road. perfection! and if the weather holds out, all the better to sit outside and smoke like a bunch of old arabs just out of mosque. love it!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 00:06 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em> LOL!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 00:10 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em>inshallah<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mitzi Szereto<\/span> at 00:11 on 19 March<br \/>\n\u0625\u0646 \u0634\u0627\u0621 \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0647<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Carla Pretti<\/span> at 00:11 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em>\ud83d\ude09<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Lana Rossie<\/span> at 01:14 on 19 March<br \/>\n<em> don&#8217;t kick the slovaks. 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